The Velvetiser

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The Velvetiser


Introduction 

Whilst everyone welcomed another year on New Year’s Day. I marked my birthday with the timeless reminder that I’m, ”another year older, another year wiser,’ and all that ‘thrilling’ stuff. This year, my celebration took an exciting turn, breaking the norm of my routine. ‘For the first time in forever🎵’ I was bestowed with gifts 🎁, some truly extraordinary ones. Some might even dub them as ‘life-changing’—yes, I am a tad dramatic 🎭.

Background 

Let me give you some context:

In December 2023, whilst basking in the warm Egyptian 🇪🇬 sun ☀️. I made a shocking 😮discovery 💡

…I like coffee ☕️. 

Coffee trauma: History 

While I understand that loving coffee is a common sentiment, bear with me as I confess that, for the first 31 years of my life, I didn’t share the same enthusiasm. Despite multiple attempts, praying that my taste buds would change, especially when I started shift work (those night shifts were a killer) – they didn’t. On a plus note, I must admit I always did love the smell 👃.

After persistent encouragement from my
Friends. I embarked on a journey of trying various coffee types, fuelled by the belief that there must be a perfect brew out there for me. From mochas to lattes, flavoured concoctions to regular instant coffee—sadly, none of them struck a chord with my taste buds; it was all rubbish 🗑️ 😔

Revelation 

But then …

During my stay at an all-inclusive resort in Egypt 🇪🇬, I couldn’t help but notice everyone sipping on an ice-cold, pale brownish concoction – later identified as iced coffee. Intrigued and fuelled by the ‘why not, it’s free‘ spirit, I requested the bartenders to add a splash of caramel syrup. Boom, my life changed thanks to this delightful discovery. Holiday naps became a thing of the past, and I realised what I’d been missing out on all these years!

I informed my partner immediately of this revelation and he commemorated it with a thoughtful birthday  🎉 gift, the ‘hotel chocolat velvetiser.’ I had been dropping hints for the past two years, driven by my prior obsession with hot chocolate. He finally came through and got me the caramel latte sachets too🤤. I now have a coffee everyday courtesy of the long-awaited Velvetiser.


Life changing; how?

Now, let’s address the question you’ve likely been wondering: ‘Why is this truly life-changing?’ Discovering a newfound love for coffee after 31 years, realising it’s the energy boost you’ve been missing all along, is undoubtedly transformative. But, it’s more than just that.

The Velvetiser effortlessly crafts frothy, barista-standard lattes ☕️ in the comfort of my home, all in under 3 minutes. What’s more, is it’s self-cleaning! 😮 A simple process, pour water 💧 up to the max line, add two squirts of washing up liquid, turn on the machine, and boom! This little beauty of a machine is truly amazing. In the coming months, it promises not only convenience, but also substantial savings, as I wont habitually feel the urge to go to the coffee shop for a latte, like I used to for a hot chocolate.

Secrets 

Here’s a little secret (maybe I shouldn’t spill it) — Ssshhh, you don’t even have to splurge on Hotel Chocolat sachets. Believe it or not, your everyday Nescafé coffee tastes just as good, if not better. Let’s just keep that between us.

Now I initially wanted this machine for hot chocolates ONLY but now it has dual use. It’s already saved me money and that’s not just in coffee shop spends, but in productivity and self-care as well. Plus did I mention it’s self cleaning lol – music to my ears 👂🏽 

Conclusion

If I was you I’d run 🏃‍♂️💨not walk. Better yet put it down for your next birthday present – actually Valentine’s 💕Day is just around the corner 👀, it could be the perfect present for you.

Purchase your today here!